Shira Rachel Danan

Shira Rachel Danan is a staff writer at Happy Place, the humor blog from Someecards. Her writing has appeared in The Onion, Mad Magazine, Reductress and elsewhere. A Texas native, she now lives in New York.

Stroke Joke

An old pervert is walking down the street with his penis hanging out. Three elderly women come down the block in the other direction. The first one has a stroke. The second one has a stroke.…