Jason Hayes

Jason Hayes lives in Denver, where he intermittently writes from a continuously alley-facing apartment. His non-fiction has appeared in The Huffington Post and The Atlantic. His humor pieces have appeared in McSweeney's. He has never written humorous non-fiction.
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Welcome to Donald’s Platinum

Is your local McDonald’s suddenly a cultural melting pot? Nowadays, it feels like a hard working American can’t even get an old-fashioned burger, what with all the wasabi-ginger salads and burrito wraps behind the counter. Sure,…

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How to Relax

Be Proud of Your Accomplishments You decided to relax. Killer job! I’m not sure what brought you here. Maybe your car started to make a weird rattle. Or maybe Facebook informed you some sanctimonious acquaintance got…