Pork-Fried Champs—A group of committed athletes decide that, while they would like to win a championship they are also unwilling to give up on eating fried pork. As a compromise, they decide that they will become champion fried pork eaters. In this way, they become the Pork-Fried Champs. — Wets Goodjay, Humplog, ID
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