Waterfronts

Beach Days: A Cost-Benefit Analysis

This piece is part of Waterfronts, a series of personal essays that engage with the waterways of New York and/or Los Angeles, presented in collaboration with Underwater New York. My last proper Los Angeles beach day was…

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A Father’s Promise

Dear son, I just wanted to let you know that I received your letter and I understand that you’re upset about my absence from your life for these past thirteen years. You feel that I abandoned…

Ideas for Novels

Work Hard / Play Hard—A hardworking professional cuts loose after a stressful week at a high-powered job not, as one might assume, with traditional modes of relaxation such as a pleasant cup of tea, some soothing…

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Astro Guide: May 12-16

Taurus (21 April – 21 May) After six months of peer review, your thesis on the profound but hidden connection between pizza and human emotion will be rejected by the Florida Panhandle Journal of Semiotics. Feeling worthless,…

Ideas for Novels

Emily Dash: Fast Friend—Emily “Em” Dash is a fast friend—that is, a friend who is both quick on her feet and one who holds fast in times of duress—also, she is quick to “make” friends—not “make”…

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Are You Cooking With Me, Jesus?

Master of Ceremonies: Hello once again everybody and welcome to another edition of Are You Cooking With Me, Jesus?—the show that helps you make every meal… simply divine! Without further ado let’s bring out the star…

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Course Catalog for TV Doctor Med School

Integrated Physiology Instructor: Dr. Laura Burke Integrated Physiology builds on anatomy, biochemistry, and cell biology to explore the science of the function of the body and its parts using case tutorials, lectures, focused exercises, and laboratories.…

Memoir

Sweet Breath

She was standing on my doorstep when I first met her. It was fall 2006. I’d just moved to Brooklyn and was living in a tiny one-bedroom with a friend-turned-boyfriend, the only person I knew when…

Ideas for Novels

Incense and Rumpelminz—The new novel that dares to ask, pointedly and poignantly “who cares what booze we choose?”— Dawn Gnots, Cityville, IL