Director: Kenny Ortega; Cast: Alison Janney, Saoirse Ronan, “Nubbins” The challenge of modern horror is to show us something new, amidst the minefield of exhausted franchises and self-referential irony-fests. With When No One Calls, television director…
Robot Book—Pretty much reads itself. — Nuff Sed, Gorptown, PA
When you sign up for a woodworking class, you don’t expect it to be much more than the advertised four-hour class; I just wanted to meet some people and take a break from working on my…
July 18th will see the release of Jupiter Ascending, the Wachowskis’ first wholly original film since 2003’s Matrix Revolutions. If you’ve seen the Matrix films, it’s a familiar story: an oblivious earth-dweller is visited by a…
Ideas for Shovels—Like, one with a rotating shaft and another with an electric head that rotates and shoots sparks from its eyes. — “Toe” Dunn, Carl’s Jr., MN
Breakups can be rough. Although no one here at Lip Service Magazine has ever been dumped, we’ve witnessed the pain it causes others in countless films and T.V. shows. Handle a breakup however works for you,…
Monday morning, I’m pulling a trailer containing a four-year-old girl, en route to preschool, both of us coming off a half-decade in the Middle East, and I’m feeling a little shaky about how things are going, wondering how it is…
The Old Bait and Switch—What at first seems to spoil as a family-friendly novel about a neighborhood tackle shop takes a titillating turn when it is revealed that the proprietor of said shop embraces notions of…
My life coach Terry got me a personal planner. It is black, imitation leather and has a robust cover. With my personal planner, I can schedule dental appointments, job interviews, or a driver’s exam. And with…
Dynamic Content—Delivered to you in the form of a book. — Fapp Harter, Bougainville, KY
Taurus (21 April – 21 May) Life is full of choices, Taurus. You find yourself in the wilderness, the smell of campfire smoke lingering in the air. You search through your pockets, and find a map…
Neigh-Neighs—Two horses stand side-by-side; stampin’, swattin’, snortin’ and descaling the social periodontal disease that is the dropped g. — Wemblay Reesup, Fugjut, AA
Europe Right Near Russia and Africa, The World 5 Stars Finally, I got to go to Europe. I saved my pennies for all thirty-two years of my life. I added them up. I bought the plane…
Director/Producer: Robert Zemeckis; Cast: Christopher Lloyd, Floyd Mayweather Jr., Bobby Dean, Julianne Hough, Dennis Miller, and Michael Clarke Duncan Jr. Get it down! Get it, Brown! Cram it in there, Mister Brown! This little ditty is…
$24.99—A novel for under $25? Technically, yes. In New Hampshire and Oregon, anyway. — Sich. A Diehl, Sawbuck, LA