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Are You Cooking With Me, Jesus?

Master of Ceremonies: Hello once again everybody and welcome to another edition of Are You Cooking With Me, Jesus?—the show that helps you make every meal… simply divine! Without further ado let’s bring out the star…

Course Catalog for TV Doctor Med School

Integrated Physiology Instructor: Dr. Laura Burke Integrated Physiology builds on anatomy, biochemistry, and cell biology to explore the science of the function of the body and its parts using case tutorials, lectures, focused exercises, and laboratories.…

Astro Guide: May 5-9

Taurus (21 April – 21 May) You will soon take a long walk ending at the old, short pier, but this time you’ll remember to stop walking. Self-improvement initiatives bring great contentment. Gemini (22 May –…

Honest and Unbiased: Kudu Coffee

Kudu Coffee Charleston, SC 5 Stars I like to refer to my failures as “brief stints”; this way my dilettantism sounds less like what it is and more like the carefully considered career moves of a…

Welcome to the Association of Late-Night Radio DJ Wives

Greetings! I’m Helene Frankel, chairwoman of the Association of Late­-Night Radio DJ Wives (ALNRDJW). I appreciate your interest in our organization and would be delighted to share more information about our tight-­knit community. Certainly most folks…

American Joyce

SCENE 1 Parking lot of a WalMart in Ypsilanti. Mouldering tires in massive piles, rusted tin cans, will-o-the-wisps. A blocklong corroded neon sign, half-buried, flickers and comes to life, reading EAT. The sign flickers, buzzes, and…

Astro Guide: April 28-May 2

 Taurus (April 21 – May 21) Congrats! This week you publish your first novel. Critics largely concur that it is “lifeless,” though some call it merely “vegetative” and still others claim it responds to rudimentary electrical…

Honest and Unbiased: The Raven

The Raven Silver Lake, LA 2 Stars An avalanche of knees and elbows is what comes to mind when I think about the massage that nearly put me in a coma. Let me start by saying:…

How to Relax

Be Proud of Your Accomplishments You decided to relax. Killer job! I’m not sure what brought you here. Maybe your car started to make a weird rattle. Or maybe Facebook informed you some sanctimonious acquaintance got…

Astro Guide: April 21-25

Taurus (April 21 – May 21) Last week was cute—it was adorable, baby—but if you really want to ignite your base and spur organic growth across multiple platforms, you’ve got to be edgier. Sexier. Unapologetic. No…

Honest and Unbiased: No Farts Yoga

No Farts Yoga Glendale, CA 5 Stars I’d been a little unhappy with my usual yoga studio, so I decided to try somewhere new. The old place just had a few too many, ooooh, how do…

Dead Father Dealer

Hey. I heard you’ve been having problems writing that admissions essay. I thought I would give you something that worked for me: Dead Father. Here, I got some Dead Father right here. I always bring a…