The Weather

Astro Guide: May 26-30

Gemini (22 May – 21 June) Spring has sprung, the rose doth bloom more ruddy ‘neath the dew, and local fauns will decide you might be “one of the good ones” after all—even given That Thing…

Honest and Unbiased: Blue Metropolis Literary Festival

Blue Metropolis Literary Festival Montreal, Quebec, Canada Five Stars I was recently in Montréal for the Blue Metropolis International Literary Festival. The grand prize winner of the festival this year was the American Richard Ford, winner…

I’m Afraid this Birdhouse is a Metaphor

When you sign up for a woodworking class, you don’t expect it to be much more than the advertised four-­hour class; I just wanted to meet some people and take a break from working on my…

Show Him What He Lost by Losing

Breakups can be rough. Although no one here at Lip Service Magazine has ever been dumped, we’ve witnessed the pain it causes others in countless films and T.V. shows. Handle a breakup however works for you,…

Astro Guide: May 19-23

Taurus (21 April – 21 May) Life is full of choices, Taurus. You find yourself in the wilderness, the smell of campfire smoke lingering in the air. You search through your pockets, and find a map…

Honest and Unbiased: Europe

Europe Right Near Russia and Africa, The World 5 Stars Finally, I got to go to Europe. I saved my pennies for all thirty-two years of my life. I added them up. I bought the plane…

Well, That Was A Productive Team Meeting

I just want to thank everyone for a great team meeting. We sure accomplished a lot! It looks like we’re making good progress on our client reports and the new car-sharing program. Thanks for grabbing the…

Smile! The End is Near

“Smiling” was one of many facial expressions early humans used to communicate. In ancient civilizations, these yeti-like ape-men greeted each other by baring the calcified protrusions found inside of their mouths. Remember, this was before the…

A Father’s Promise

Dear son, I just wanted to let you know that I received your letter and I understand that you’re upset about my absence from your life for these past thirteen years. You feel that I abandoned…

Astro Guide: May 12-16

Taurus (21 April – 21 May) After six months of peer review, your thesis on the profound but hidden connection between pizza and human emotion will be rejected by the Florida Panhandle Journal of Semiotics. Feeling worthless,…

Are You Cooking With Me, Jesus?

Master of Ceremonies: Hello once again everybody and welcome to another edition of Are You Cooking With Me, Jesus?—the show that helps you make every meal… simply divine! Without further ado let’s bring out the star…

Course Catalog for TV Doctor Med School

Integrated Physiology Instructor: Dr. Laura Burke Integrated Physiology builds on anatomy, biochemistry, and cell biology to explore the science of the function of the body and its parts using case tutorials, lectures, focused exercises, and laboratories.…

Astro Guide: May 5-9

Taurus (21 April – 21 May) You will soon take a long walk ending at the old, short pier, but this time you’ll remember to stop walking. Self-improvement initiatives bring great contentment. Gemini (22 May –…

Honest and Unbiased: Kudu Coffee

Kudu Coffee Charleston, SC 5 Stars I like to refer to my failures as “brief stints”; this way my dilettantism sounds less like what it is and more like the carefully considered career moves of a…