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I’m Going to Kill Evan

I’m going to kill Evan, I just need to get off my Mom’s couch first. I am going to do it. All by myself. I don’t need any help. I don’t need a training manual or…

Culturally Responsible Yoga

It’s such a beautiful morning to be gathered together in community for what has previously been known as Intermediate Vinyasa Yoga. Just a quick note this morning: We’ve received some helpful critical feedback from the comment…

Honest and Unbiased: Uncommon Grounds

Uncommon Grounds Albany, NY 4 Stars Way back, before it all, the first coffee shop I ever frequented was a hangar-like place called Uncommon Grounds, in my hometown of Albany, New York. I always accidentally called…

Password and Account Security Guidelines

Your password must have at least 12 characters and may under no circumstances mock my receding hairline.   Any profane passwords will be rejected unless they mention my ex-wife Carol.   Your password will also be…

Astro Guide: June 23-27

Cancer (22 June – 22 July) You feel like a fraud at work. But do not lose confidence, Cancer! As long as you keep showing up to the office and pretending you work there, soon you…

Astro Guide: June 16-20

Gemini (22 May – 21 June) This week you will discover a new method of preparing your favorite sandwich. Congratulations!   Cancer (22 June – 22 July) While driving down the interstate this week, you will…

Honest and Unbiased: Sharlene’s

Sharlene’s Echo Park, LA 3 Stars I was off work last Thursday before a three-day weekend. So what did I do? Go out and drink! I’m still fairly new to this part of LA so I…

How To Spend My Book Advance*

Commission an elaborative portrait of myself in which garbage is spread across a football field in my likeness and photographed aerially from a balloon I’m riding in.   Laser hair removal package.   Custom suit jackets…

Intern Guidebook

Welcome super interns! We at BigBouncer would like to congratulate you on being accepted to the 2014 internship program. It was a tough competition. You should all be very proud of yourselves. Here’s a bit of…

Astro Guide: June 9-13

Gemini (May 22 – June 21) Home Depot Orange. Undershirt Ecru. Plum Forgot. Grew This Tomato Myself. Kid, your array of “dad hues” blew me the fuck away. Before I invest eight million dollars in this…