Sensitive and Insane

I’m Uncomfortable Everywhere

My column is back after a summer hiatus, which means I need to write something insightful, which can be difficult because sometimes I have nothing going on inside my head but a series of anxious and…

The Breakup Rollercoaster

When my friends go through a breakup, I find that I am often their go-to person for advice. This is humorous, because my romantic life is a disaster, but also makes sense, because with disasters, comes…

People Who Call Themselves Sensitive

Today, I’d like to discuss the contingent of people who refer to themselves as “sensitive,” and how I’ve noticed that these people are not sensitive at all. How, in fact, they’re borderline sociopathic and exhibit none…

The Witch of Micheltorena

Remember in my first column, when I hinted at having a full-blown nervous breakdown? Well, I’m not going to talk about that here. I’m doing what the second season of House of Cards did, starving you…

Turquoise Carpet

Tom asked me to write a column for Trop, which is a tremendous honor. I was thrilled and attempting to brainstorm ideas until I realized I was also suffering from a bad case of writer’s block.…