Bus Crash Stories

Bus Crash Story 35

Most people know hell is real. “Have you ever been in a bus crash?” Just gonna come out and say it again—most people know hell is real. It took us a long time to get here.…

Bus Crash Story 34

Oh, how long years last! They just go and they go, and every day there has to be a bus crash. Tulsa! Norwalk! Phoenix! Buses crashing everywhere, in new ways every day. Can a bus crash…

Bus Crash Story 33

Big news: A bus crashed yesterday. Other big news: A bus crashed the day before that. Still bigger news: A bus has crashed once a day since the dawn of buses stretching all the way back…

Bus Crash Story 32

A ghost in an invisible suit got in a bus crash yesterday outside Tulsa. Right, right. I know what you’re thinking—how did he or she fare? That’s a great question, and we here at Trop will…

Bus Crash Story 31

In a day of no surprises, a bus crashed into an embankment, killing all involved parties (i.e., not only the passengers and drivers, but also the area residents, the spectators, and the policeman and firemen who…

Bus Crash Story 30

One hundred buses collided yesterday at a slow speed in the parking lot at the International Buses In Motion Convention in Wentworth, Nevada, where buses, their drivers, their passengers, and their owners convene while driving really,…

Bus Crash Story 29

Two buses collided in West Jordan, Utah yesterday. “Head on,” one witness said. “Up each other’s butts and/or throats,” another said. “Down each other’s gullets,” another corrected. “It was a fifty/fifty, like an angry Zeus yet…

Bus Crash Story 27

Rain and wind combined to compel at least ten buses to crash yesterday, with two crashing in Norwalk, two crashing in Tempe, two crashing in Tulsa, two crashing in Boise, and two crashing in Lima, Peru.…

Bus Crash Story 26

Four buses piled on top of each other outside Lima, Peru yesterday. The first one hit a ditch then flipped. The second one hit the same ditch then flipped on top of the first one. The…

Bus Crash Story 25

A bus crashed yesterday, right into a sound wall outside Norwalk. While about thirty passengers died, one of them, Hal JJ, walked away unharmed. “We was driving along. Pretty fast, but still the speed limit. If…

Bus Crash Story 24

Crashes rained down from the sky yesterday. What first seemed like a thunder storm, and then seemed like the second coming of Lucifer, and then seemed like acid rain that somehow encouraged flames rather than put…

Bus Crash Story 23

An international scandal broke loose yesterday when forty-five buses crashed within the same fifteen-minute span on the 15 freeway running past Primm, Nevada. Statisticians agreed: This spate couldn’t’ve been chance. But who could’ve engineered such a…

Bus Crash Story 22

Profiteers have crowded bus crash scenes since the advent of diesel. A bus goes up in flames, a spangle of children turn to dust, and the hawks descend, ready to peddle their urns, flowers, and corpse…

Bus Crash Story 21

We live in a time saturated by bus crashes. What was once a normal thing for a man to say to his wife over his first cup of Nescafe, the crisp light prancing over his dewy…

Bus Crash Story 20

Bus crashes, in some cultures, are sacred rituals of unintended sacrifice. “Is it a sacrifice to God if the driver didn’t mean it, and the passenger didn’t know it, and us spectators only seen it by…

Bus Crash Story 19

The occasion of a bus throwing itself off a cliff and into a pile of sharp rocks is, in modern society, one of the few causes for reflection that we retain. TV has lost its ability…

Bus Crash Story 18

As bus crashes have risen in popularity, eclipsing in some regions even the popularity of football and wrestling, so too have the cottage industries that surround them. In Tulsa, Crash Spectator Specialists sell such accessories as…