t.j. peters

t.j. peters is a humorist and screenwriter living in Southern California. His writing has appeared in Rattle, THOSE PEOPLE, UCLA's Journal of the Arts, and others. More of his work can be found at tjpeterswriting.com, or by howling his name into the wind and patiently waiting for a response.
The Weather

Gnat Slayer

Five quarter-turns of the hot knob and one of the cold always rendered the correct temperature. There was no need to do a quick test with the hand, so his chest made first contact with the…