Steve Kolowich

Steve Kolowich is a willing but deeply confused citizen of the internet. His work has appeared in various publications and will probably never disappear. You can follow him on Twitter @stevekolowich, and you can also follow him in real life—if you can figure out where he lives, which wouldn't be that hard.
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Astro Guide: June 23-27

Cancer (22 June – 22 July) You feel like a fraud at work. But do not lose confidence, Cancer! As long as you keep showing up to the office and pretending you work there, soon you…

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Astro Guide: January 27-31

Aquarius (21 January – 19 February) In the new year, you resolve to set aside your artistic hobbies and finally get serious about money. Like, really serious. You begin drawing solemn portraits of coins standing beside…

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Astro Guide: December 2-6

Sagittarius (23 November – 21 December) A new moon for you this week, Sagitarius! Try not to ruin it like all your other moons.   Capricorn (22 December – 20 January) Do not blame the economy…

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Astro Guide: November 4 – 8

Sagittarius (23 November – 21 December) The key to love is knowing what makes you happy, Sagittarius. There is a stuffed animal from your childhood, uniquely yours, which you created in the second grade using a…

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Astro Guide: October 7 – 11

Libra (24 September – 23 October) You are beginning to learn the importance of managing expectations! At a work lunch, you impress colleagues with an incisive remark about the government shutdown. Recognizing your mistake, you hastily…