Jordy Greenblatt

Jordy Greenblatt is a contributor to McSweeney's Internet Tendency and co-writes the humor blog Put It All on Red. He moonlights as a mathematician sometimes.
The Weather

Contingency Plans

Plan A It should be a lovely afternoon. We’ve reserved the picnic tables at Bogard Park next Friday from noon to three. There’s a brand new jungle gym for the kids and a beautiful view of…