Jane Doe

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Spots still available in this week’s ‘Zumba, Michael McDonald Style!’ workshop. See Karla for details.

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Lanyards, lanyards, lanyards! This Sunday. Japanese Historical Society.

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Missed Connection: I was in a tank top. You were in a tank top. Thought maybe we could stitch them together and see what happens?

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Missed Connection: at Starbucks. You, wearing shirt. Me, wearing pants. Was there something there?

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Wanted: Xtreme cuddle buddy. Must have incredibly large womb.

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Tammy, I know you’re reading this, please start buying your own Triscuits — Eunice.

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For sale. Baby’s shoes. Never Used. The baby’s totally fine. They were just really awful shoes.

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SWM seeking BBW for sushi fiesta. My place. The woods. Cash only.

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ATTN: tutor 4 all subjects! eng, math, spanish, sci, body milks, poly sci!