Evan Allgood

Evan Allgood's work has appeared in McSweeney's, The Millions, LA Review of Books, The Toast, and The Billfold. He lives in Brooklyn and contributes regularly to Paste. Follow and maybe later unfollow him on Twitter @evoooooooooooo.
The Millay Diary

Hitches

Days 10 and 11 Dear Diary, I know it’s racist to assume that all the short-haired lesbians in San Francisco know each other but I mentioned Amy again yesterday and Laurel said, “Wait a second…” and…

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Progress

Days 8 and 9 Dear Diary, I wish you could’ve seen the looks on everyone’s faces when Heather and I got out of the cop car tonight. Their jaws pretty much unhinged and dropped straight through…

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Seat

Days 6 and 7 Dear Diary, No matter how nice and big a house is, being cooped up in it for a week can drive you crazy, especially in a place like Auschwitz. I’m pretty much…

The Weather

Crazy Humble

A few weeks ago I decided to become an adult. Becoming an adult is an expensive, multistep process that could take several years, but I think it will be worth it. Honestly, sometimes I think I…

Letters from the Editors

Happy Labor Day

Dear Readers, The thing about not having a job is that weekends and holidays, among other things (pride, self-worth, etc.), become moot. While everyone else does backflips over their two or three or four days off,…

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Meat

Days 4 and 5 Dear Diary, If you’re wondering what hiking is like, it’s kind of like walking only instead of walking at a nice leisurely pace, you do it outside and strenuously and usually uphill.…

The Weather

One Long, Drawn-Out Something

At a shawarma shop in Brussels, you are mesmerized by the glistening meat-towers spinning on their spits at three am. You are drunk enough to ask the two swarthy men behind the counter where they’re from,…

The Weather

Congratulations

You’re losing it. Sunday night your old roommate bails on you, but you still drive to The Albert for dinner and Breaking Bad, alone except for a book. You think The Big Cheese and mashed potatoes you…

Books

Spoiler Alert: Somebody Dies

As kids we tie blankets around our necks, leap from our bunks saying WOOSH!, put hands to hips, quips to lips, and rescue prone stuffed animals who have been abducted by standing stuffed animals, or maybe…

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Process

Days 2 and 3 Dear Diary, Well it’s been a couple days so you are probably wondering how things are going here at artist camp, the answer is real good writing-wise but real stupid and annoying…