Evan Allgood

Evan Allgood's work has appeared in McSweeney's, The Millions, LA Review of Books, The Toast, and The Billfold. He lives in Brooklyn and contributes regularly to Paste. Follow and maybe later unfollow him on Twitter @evoooooooooooo.
The Weather

The Broker Commandments

And now, a reading from The Book of Urban Exodus—The Broker Commandments, as brought down from Washington Heights by real estate agent Moses “Mo” Swisher, inscribed on a pair of BlackBerry PlayBooks. I.    Thou shalt…

The Weather

Astro Guide: June 9-13

Gemini (May 22 – June 21) Home Depot Orange. Undershirt Ecru. Plum Forgot. Grew This Tomato Myself. Kid, your array of “dad hues” blew me the fuck away. Before I invest eight million dollars in this…

Interviews

Put It in the Pot: An Interview with Adam Wilson

Adam Wilson is the author of the anti-coming-of-age novel Flatscreen (2012) and a new short story collection, What’s Important Is Feeling. He writes beautifully about ugly stuff: addictions, afflictions, moral failures. His characters are often adolescent…

The Weather

Astro Guide: December 9-13

Sagittarius (23 November – 21 December) On Christmas morning, your mother—who continues to insist you’d look “so much prettier” with side bangs—gives you that year-long eHarmony membership you vehemently refused all fall. Unrelated: Your lucky numbers…

The Weather

Astro Guide: October 28 – November 1

Scorpio (24 October – 22 November) Silver Linings to Ghosthood for the Soon-to-Be Deceased (cough, sorry): (1) Intangibility is the tits—no more stubbed toes! (2) One of the little girls in the house you’re haunting for…

The Weather

Honest and Unbiased: PaggroCorrect

PaggroCorrect My iPhone 1 Star My girlfriend Anne got me Apple’s new PaggroCorrect app ostensibly as an early birthday present, but really, I think she was just trying to save our relationship. According to the product…

Pop Culture

Trop Quiz: Breaking Bad

[Spoilers, bitch.] Still not sure what to make of Breaking Bad’s series finale, “Felina”? Frustrated by the internet’s refusal to decide once and for all whether the episode was perfect or a little too perfect? Cheer…