Eric Stolze

Eric Stolze hails from Southern Illinois. He studied film and creative writing at Columbia College Chicago and has since landed in Los Angeles. He tries to be sincere instead of cynical and sometimes succeeds. He tries to drink tea instead of coffee and fails miserably. He tries to pursue his passion for writing and directing films… let’s watch what happens.
Famous Failures

Service Doe

Famous Failures takes us on a comprehensive tour of humankind’s most confident leaps in the wrong directions. The column examines history’s greatest worsts, and gives Lasik to our cultural hindsight. In today’s case file, a service…

Famous Failures

Serious Putty

Famous Failures takes us on a comprehensive tour of humankind’s most confident leaps in the wrong directions. The column examines history’s greatest worsts, and gives Lasik to our cultural hindsight. In today’s case file, child’s play…

Famous Failures

The Champanetti Plastic House

Famous Failures takes us on a comprehensive tour of humankind’s most confident leaps in the wrong directions. The column examines history’s greatest worst, and gives Lasik to our cultural hindsight. In today’s case file, blueprints become…

The Weather

Rorschach Test Guide for Beginners

by Dr. Friedrich Tenuous, PhD The following manual is intended as a pocket-sized resource for preparing fledgling psychiatrists and refreshing established ones. If the patient sees…   1. A butterfly – The patient is lying. They think…

Pop Culture

Awkward Watch 2013

Your comprehensive guide to the holiday movie releases and all possible awkward family interactions these movies may trigger. Wolf of Wall Street – Martin Scorsese’s adaptation of a tell-all book about hedonistic life and high-finance fraud…

The Weather

For Sale, Fully Restored

An extraordinary discovery rocked the literary world this week when Mr. Anthony Gubyard, a Naperville archivist and bearded man, went through several handwritten journals of Ernest Hemingway while accumulating research for his book, Why Not: Another…