Benjamin Freed

Benjamin Freed is a writer who does things for various magazines, newspapers, and websites, and is definitely not the collective pen name of a creative writing class at Middlebury College. You can follow him on Twitter at @brfreed, though he mostly tweets about North Pacific tidal patterns.
The Weather

Astro Guide: May 12-16

Taurus (21 April – 21 May) After six months of peer review, your thesis on the profound but hidden connection between pizza and human emotion will be rejected by the Florida Panhandle Journal of Semiotics. Feeling worthless,…

The Weather

Astro Guide: March 24-28

Aries (21 March – 20 April) Having filled out your NCAA tournament bracket according to the auras of each school’s home jersey, you will glide into April in a state of impenetrable serenity. Your footsteps will…

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Astro Guide: March 3-7

Pisces (20 February – 20 March) Sorry to hear you lost your office’s Oscar pool. But serves you right for betting on Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa to win for Best Makeup and Hairstyling. Please pay your blood debt…