Ardith Swope

Ardith Swope lives, loves, drinks, and writes from her uptight sister's attic in Minneapolis. She is currently making her world d├ębut as a humor writer.
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Words from the Poet Laureate

Say there. Say. You. Yeah you, the one raising his pussy drink to his pussy lips lined with that curly pussy beard. Yeah that’s right, I just totally inverted your supposed symbols of testosterone-fueled manliness and…