One hundred buses collided yesterday at a slow speed in the parking lot at the International Buses In Motion Convention in Wentworth, Nevada, where buses, their drivers, their passengers, and their owners convene while driving really, really slowly. Did the slow speed of the crash mean that this was just a fender bender? “Unfortunately not,” local police chief JHHHJ Boo said. “One hundred buses colliding slowly, in bus crash math, is like two buses colliding at high speed. And we all know what that means.” Yes, it means that, as ever, all involved parties perished on impact. Fireballs sprang into the pale blue sky, bus shrapnel shot in every direction, and the whole thing was generally a terrible, terrible mess.
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