Bus crashes, in some cultures, are sacred rituals of unintended sacrifice. “Is it a sacrifice to God if the driver didn’t mean it, and the passenger didn’t know it, and us spectators only seen it by chance?” Good question. But the answer might be yes, and for one Bus Crash Religion Guy outside Tempe, Arizona, “might” is enough. “When it comes to finding pathways to God, really, I can’t think of any. It’s like, I don’t know how to climb up to the sky. I don’t even know how to read the Bible so good that I can think my pathway to God. But with a bus crash who the heck knows, it just might work.” Said local convert Oooa Feeeee, “Once the Bible preached love and tolerance. But then came some thorny politics and we realized the Bible preached hate. So, now we switched to ‘might.’ This ‘might’ be a pathway to God is a far safer bet.”
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