The speech I’m writing for Beefcake is thickly layered in threats against the registered voters who choose not to vote for him. As near as I can tell, his platform is that people should vote for him because he wants power, deserves power, and is determined to grasp power by any means necessary. So they might as well vote for him and get it over with. Otherwise, if he’s not elected, he’ll use thug tactics to seize the office.
Jill Riddell is a writer in Chicago. She teaches at the School of the Art Institute and has a weakness for nature, magic, and pennies abandoned in sidewalk cracks.