Oreos Weren’t Supposed to Be Able to Be Disassembled! You’re All Fired!

Since you’re all food “scientists,” maybe one of you can tell me what’s wrong with the two chocolate disks, one covered with cream and...

Shop Now: Subject Lines from Banana Republic Emails, Interpreted

  “A brand new way to wear pants.” Pants: you don’t have to wear them on just your legs anymore. You can wear them...

Compositional Elbows | Daniel Wroe


You Are Invited to the Fifth Anniversary of My Son Elijah’s Life On Earth

The orange herring moon is rising, and you know what that means: It’s time to celebrate my son Elijah’s fifth year on this earth! This...

A TV Chef Suddenly and Unfortunately Backslides in Cognitive Development

Welcome back to Frizelli Fresco. I’m your chef Giacomo Frizelli, but please, call me Friz. Before the break, we started my sumptuous twist on...

Contingency Plans

Plan A It should be a lovely afternoon. We’ve reserved the picnic tables at Bogard Park next Friday from noon to three. There’s a...

Project Write Stuff

In an already glutted reality television market comes a new offering this fall: Project Write Stuff. Twelve aspiring writers compete to win a book...

Son, Your Mom and I Aren’t Getting Divorced Because of You… It’s Because of Your Sister Kara. She’s the Worst.

Andrew, why don’t you come into the den and take a seat. How’s it going, buddy? I know it’s been tough for you lately,...