Who am I Now?

This is what I remember: Hugo Hickey seemed morose and unbalanced. His tongue was yellow (I saw it when he yawned). I felt a...

This Divorce is Brought to You by Splenda

There’s no getting around it, what I’m about to tell you is going to be difficult to hear. Your mother and I have decided...

Compositional Elbows | Daniel Wroe


To the Lost: A Re-Discovery of the Deservedly Forgotten She’s My Gal, Pal! (1967)

Director: Jerry Lewis; Cast: Jerry Lewis, Sir Laurence Olivier, Elke Sommer, Buddy Hackett and David Niven

Am I Ready to Order? I Just Got Back from Italy, So You Tell Me.

To start, I’m going to have the bruschetta, or as the Italians call it, broo-SKAY-tuh. And then—actually, sorry, is your broo-SKAY-tuh authentic Italian broo-SKAY-tuh,...

Dark Lady of Hollywood (excerpt)

The next morning, I had a change of heart. I stopped by my old office on the way to my new office, shook hands...

Text Pieces

Artist, Artist, and Entertainer. Mom, Dad, and Daughter. Text, Text, Text. LA, LA, LA.

Watching The Watchers And Other Philosophical Musings

Who will watch the watchers? It’s a question we’ve all heard before, and it’s an important one. But perhaps no less important is the...